I’d been asking Steve if we could start decorating for the holidays since my epic day off on November 11th. He had been a big jerk kindly told me that we were not going to be “those people” and we had to wait until after Thanksgiving. Well you better believe the first thing we did Friday morning was get out the tree!
This is our Chrismukah tree. I tried to suggest we put it out sooner and call it a Thanksgiving tree, but I was vetoed.
Whoever decided trees were only for Christmas was a big dope. Didn't they know that Hanukkah is the festival of lights?! Look at those lights being festive!
Did you catch out menorah ornament? Mom? Dad??
Last year we bought some basic colorful (of course) ornaments and then a few personalized ones that we plan to add to each year. I pick one out every year that represents Steve and he gets to pick one that represents me. I bough the penguin one to represent *us* and Lisa got us the engagement one for Christmas. I think that one’s my favorite. Either that or my Lion King ornament that Bethy got me when we lived together. It was my very first ornament and our roomie Christmas was one of the best ever!
Of course we couldn't resist getting Winston and Clementine ornaments. Too bad they don't really look like them at all haha. Note the hippo--it represents my favorite Christmas song ever. "I want a hippopotamus for Christmas! Only a hippopotamus will doooo!"
We also put up some decorations around the house. Most of them are from Hobby Lobby and Target, two of my favorite stores on Earth!
Look, family, a menorah! And Steve's swear jar. He has a profanity problem. Who else thinks the proceeds should go to me?
It wasn’t until Sunday that we finally got to the outside decorations including one extra special decoration! Steve did most of the work while I played assistant and photographer. Winston was scared and hid inside and Clementine played spectator.
Just to warn you, I took a lot of pictures. It’s my first time getting to document the experience! 
I.love.lights.
"Look at me! I'm cute and I hang the lights!" Somehow I feel like my interpretation of Steve thoughts must be wildly inaccurate. "Noooo, look at me! I'm cutER and I sniff things." That one seems about right ;)
"What is this fancy contraption? Can I eat it?"
"What about these? I can eat these, right???"
"Fine, I will just sit here starving to death because you never let me eat anything." In my head, Clementine is really good at the Jewish guilt.
I always feel like there is no right place for our wreath since we can't put it on the door. Does this look odd to anyone else?
Finally, it was time for the main event! You remember this guy don’t you??
THE FLAMINGO!!!!!
Putting him together was…well…interesting.
"I don't need to read the instructions!" Ugh. Men.
Clementine was very confused by the flamingo.
"You don't look like a dog."
"You don't smell like a dog."
"Lower, dad, I can't see!!"
"You don't play with me like a dog,"
"What are you????"
The best decoration ever, Clementine. That is what I am.
"See, I stand on one foot."
"What were we talking about again? SQUIRREL!"
We still have some more lights and decorating to do, but we’re off to a great start and I am pretty much puking up holiday spirit. Did I mention that I love this time of year?
What are your holiday/decorating traditions?
